Our customers, mingling at the bar, share insights on the performance - London's finest live jazz club Hideaway
A section of our lovely dining area, and our stylish kitchen window
Our high-end sound desk provides our venue with the best acoustic ranges for our esteemed performers.
Cocktails at the Hideaway bar
Delicious food from the hand of Hideaway's chef
Sound Engineer and the Hideaway bar
Our master mixer finishes pouring one of our trademark cocktails - The Keyhole
crowded room at a Hideaway show
Hideaway venue - view from the mixing desk
cocktails at the Hideaway bar
Hideaway's stage and dining area, your destination for London's finest live jazz nights!
The Hideaway bar area and seating
Hideaway's stage

Live Stand-Up Comedy

Tickets £10, Doors 8pm, Performance 9pm

Live Stand-Up Comedy- **Updated lineup**

From September 10th, Hideaway comedy nights will be hosted on a Friday, in the venue's second room. Our comedy doors open at 8pm - for customers who wish to dine in the main venue restaurant before the comedy begins, there is strictly limited seating available up to 7.30pm, reservation essential!

Phil Nichol

Chortle Best Headliner Nominee 2010 (plus 2002, 2006, 2007)
if.com Eddie Award Winner 2006
Perrier Nominee 2002 (and 1993)
Winner Best International Guest, NZ Comedy Guild 2003
Time Out Best Comedy Performer 1998

“A genius of a show” ***** The Herald

“Delightfully shocking and hilarious at the same time” Hairline

“You could power a small market town from this performance. Add to that storytelling nous, stagecraft surprises and a brazen disregard for personal dignity and you’ve got a shameless shaggy dog story to warm the cockles of the heart” ***** The Times

“Nichol’s thermonuclear stage presence is so intense as to elude description.  Give him any room and any crowd and he’ll win them over… He’s just outstandingly good at what he does” ***** The List

“Nichol’s comedy and music is outstandingly powerful and funny” The Stage

“Nichol is the sexiest, funniest dichotomy on a stage today – vulnerable but kicks ass, smart but dumb, a lovely guy who does appalling things” Edinburgh Guide.

“You could have children with someone and not feel as close to them as you do to this guy in one of his shows” The Scotsman

Andrew O'Neill

“clever comedy for those who like their laughs original, off-kilter and cliché-free” **** Three Weeks

“so funny I put him in my new TV show” Steve Coogan

“talented, intelligent and unique. Bringing the spirit of the alternative 80s back into the comedy circuit” Dazed & Confused

“everyone around me fell about with laughter” The Scotsman

“gruesomely absorbing … bloody entertaining” Chortle

"one of the emerging barometers of hilarity" TimeOut

Suzy Bennett

Winner of the 2006 Funny Women award

“...the material went down superbly well with a supportive, female-led audience easily won over by Bennett’s undeniable confidence and verve. Her status as crowd favourite was underlined by the whoops and hollers that rang around” Chortle website

“...remarkable confidence on stage, cracking jokes about being single, blokes and pulling (or not pulling) them, Brazilian waxings...” Time Out

Toby Muresianu

Toby Muresianu began performing stand-up while in college studying computer science and psychology. Eventually, he realized those pipe dreams wouldn’t pan out and fell back on a career in performance art. Since then, he has performed everywhere from Wyoming to Tel Aviv, winning audiences over with uniquely smart but irreverent comedy. He has appeared on NBC and Sirius and XM Satellite Radio, as well as at the Boston Comedy Festival, Edinburgh Fringe Festival, Bumbershoot Music Festival, and many more.

Hannah Warman

“Exuberant with genuine comedy nuggets." **** Three Weeks

MC - Robin Banks

“Though primarily known as the compere at the Comedy Pit venues he runs in South London, Banks also performs his own act in the guise of a rough diamond ex-con. However, he shuns the expected tough-guy shtick in favour of some airy-fairy surrealism… The discrepancy between image and material produces its fair share of laughs” Chortle website

Please check this page regularly for updated line-ups. All comedy listings are subject to change at short notice. Last updated 26th November

 

If you pre-pay using We Got Tickets, please don't forget to contact us with your reservation details too!